Name: David Sloan, "Steve" (whenever people mistake me for someone else, or think my name is anything other than David, or, in one case, use another name as a pet name, it's *always* "Steve".  No exceptions.  Ever.  Who is the real Steve? The world may never know."

Home: The Republic of David, a small (population 46 plus several goddesses) sovereign nation entirely within the little town of Mountain Brook, AL

Age and birthday: 16, 10.7.83 - I'll get my license soon, hopefully within the week, is my parents let me.

Looks: 5'7", medium build, short dark hair (not quite black), charming and chilling (or so I'm told) eyes. Can't picture me?

My life: friends, TIP, soccer, girls, reading, computers, band, chess (more or less in that order)

Personality (provided by friends told to be brutally honest; some of them don't quite fit, but they're mostly accurate):

    "Extremely funny, very sarcastic, has a razor wit, somewhat objectivist, arrogant and selfish, extemely pretty eyes, grins evily, and loves me." -Lindsay

    "Sarcastic, occasionally obsessively so. Obsessive, occasionally sarcastically so." - Evan

    "David's personality can be summed up with a green-eyed smirk." - Bouche

    "Willing to learn, but not if he already knows it -- and if he thinks he does, he probably does. Probably." - Evan

    "slightly arrogant" - Evan

    "He can be my best friend and then turn around and make me hate him - all in the space of a few seconds." - Tara

    "Soccer stud... you guys should wear kilts" - Tara's mom


davids@cis.uab.edu